It’s good to know what you like and don’t like, right? I think so. With that being said here is a list of Lexi’s just.. don’ts.
•Don’t wear sandals in winter. PLEASE.
•Don’t sing loud and the wrong kind of proud on a roadtrip. Unless you are kidding and just having fun, then sing. But if you purely singing for the intent that someone in the car will hopefully tell you to try out for American Idol, get out of my corolla.
•You can only try to make someone part of your life so much before you realize it’s not going to work unless it’s a two-way street. If they are someone you really care about, keep trying. But if it gets to the point where it’s literally straining, don’t put yourself through that if they aren’t showing any want or need to be part of your life.
•Don’t wear Ed Hardy. If there is one thing in this world that will make a tasteful girl die a little inside seeing is a decent boy in a embellished, studded, glittered and bedazzled Ed Hardy shirt. We don’t give a fetch if you spend a good $110 on that piece of shiz (which you probably didn’t– these days I’m sure they’re on eBay for like $10, but don’t get any ideas), we’d rather see you in literally anything else. And not even kidding, besides the fact that I already have the flu, just thinking about a cutie in an Ed Hardy shirt makes me feel really queezy and nausious. Bleh.
•If you breathe really hard, all the time, try to work on that.
•Don’t text in class. Well duh, everyone is gonna text in class. But I’m talking about those people who sit there and text the whole time. It was one thing in high school, but like why are you even at college? Knowledge is power and texting is like.. a start to carpal tunnel. Take your pick.
•Don’t be afraid to stand up for what you believe. If you have high standards don’t just live them when they are convienent, live them all the time. So yes, if you are hanging out with a bunch of tools who KNOW you don’t like to watch rated R movies, yet still want to watch one, tell them you don’t want to and you just won’t. You’ll feel good after.
•Don’t forget to be grateful. Do you realize how lucky you are? To have a family who loves you and a choice of clothes in your closet? It’s okay, I forget sometimes too. Just try harder.
•To the girls: don’t be easy. You are better than that. Every single one of you. Make them fight for you.
•Don’t be afraid to talk to that hottie. “What’s the worst that could happen?” has been my motto this month and let me tell ya, it definitely isn’t failing me. I haven’t had one bad experience yet. A confident person is attractive, so be confident and go talk to them!
•Don’t settle. In all aspects. Career, dating, marriage, grades: fight till you get what you have always wanted!
•Don’t text a member of the opposite sex that you are interested in, unless you are going to be fun to talk to and carry on a conversation. If you initiated the conversation, keep it going. Or don’t start one at all.
•Don’t be afraid to sound smart and educated. Oh what’s that you say? You stayed in your apartment and read a whole book last night? THAT’S ADORBS LET’S MAKE OUT.
•Don’t feel the need to throw a wink in every text that you send. It makes us think you are like trying to say every single thing sexually which just comes across as creepy. Example from a real life text: “Do you mind if I come in and use your bathroom? ; )” The wink just turns that whole text into a mystery. What do you want to do in my bathroom you creep?
•Don’t forget to brush your teeth. Espesh if you just ate Doritos and you plan on trying make out with me. #ItsHappened #FeelBadForMe
•Don’t be afraid to change your hair. It grows! If you’ve always wanted to dye it blonde or cut bangs, do it. Hair is like the best accessory, play around with it.
•Girls: don’t wear short skirts and dresses to church. What is with that lately? Save it for ANYwhere else, seriously.
•Don’t be afraid to bust a move. Promise you’ll have more fun at dance parties if you just long hurr don’t curr it up and dance your heart out.
•Don’t be afraid to mix brown and black. I’m so sick of people thinking that it’s some “unwritten rule.” MIX IT UP BABY. Black leggings with brown boots, yes pleeeeeease.
•Don’t try to be so different and hate on everything that everyone else is loving at the moment. At least give it a chance. They probably love it for a reason! Unless it’s in St. George, Utah, and what everyone is loving is knock-off Toms. Heaven help me. But some good examples: Twitter, Spotify, Mac Miller, maybe a youtube clip- you get the picture.
•Don’t hate on Justin Bieber and I won’t hate on how hot you think some idiot famous girl is. Deal?
•Boys don’t be lame when girls are trying to eat healthy. Don’t make us feel dumb. It’s rude. But girls, don’t be annoying about it. Like no need to talk about calories 24/7. That’s just freaking annoying and you deserve to be treated rudely to.
•Don’t be afraid to unfriend someone on Facebook if their status’s are vulgar or include the eff word ALL THE TIME. I do it literally like every day. I see a status that disgusts me, go to their page, click the friend tab, and go down and hit unfriend. If they get mad and ask why you deleted them, tell them exactly why. Their own fault.
•Boys don’t wear dress pants that are too short for you. Or jeans. Ughh
•Don’t be afraid to compliment someone. Especially if you don’t know them, you might make their day.
•Try not to turn down offers to help with service. Yeah, watching Gossip Girl in my sweats from Walmart with the elastic ankles and sippin a Diet Coke sound pretty dang good right now (or anytime), but the feeling you’ll get after you help someone else will be a thous times better.
•Just cause you are growing up and getting older doesn’t mean you have to get boring. It’s even more of a reason to live it up. It doesn’t mean you’re immature if you like to do random things and have fun, and if someone tells you that you are, well sucks for them and they’ll regret it later on when they think back on their average/boring life.
•Don’t be awkward to ex’s or people you dated. Like what’s the point? Go say hi, don’t hide. Just cause you broke up doesn’t mean that they died and you can’t ever acknowledge them again, duhhh.
•Don’t be afraid to be weird. I’ll say it till I’m blue in tha facey. WEIRD IS GOOD AND FUN!
•Don’t be afraid to tell me when you enjoy reading my posts! It makes me want to write even more, and might even make me want to make you my best friend. Just maybe though.


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